SS Sitirrer

Everyone has one, everyone knows one, hopefully you aren't one.  It is the poop stirrer of the family.  The one that carriers a wooden spoon in their back pocket to all the family functions.  They like to sit with a smile on their face and act all innocent.  Then the spoon in the back pocket starts to hurt while sitting.  They pull the stirrer out and start stirring.  Sometimes, I find this amusing.  Other times I want to act like I am two years old and throw a temper tantrum, and tell them to stop.    May your Holiday spoonless.  Because, I know mine won't.

Nothing But The KY

Life is filled with moments that shape you.  Moments that make you who you are.  Not me.  I mostly have moments that make me want to crawl into a hole.  My favorite was when my hubby and I first got married.  Now, you have to remember this was in the time before cell phones.  It was 17 years ago.  It wasn't so easy to get a hold of people.  B's parents called and said they were stopping by in a couple of minutes.  Well, there idea of minutes and our idea of minutes are quite different.  As newlyweds we started to find other things we wanted to do.  B said he would call his sister and see if they had left her house.  I decided to scare him.  Hiding in the closet with my KY jelly, and nothing else.  Giggling and thinking I am going to get him so good!  I waited and waited, but nothing.  He took such a long time to come into the room that I decided to run  into the living room with nothing but my KY in hand.  To my surprise my father-in-law, mother-in-law, sister-in-law, and bro-in-law.  Stood staring at their new naked family member.  The good news is I was 19, and everything was still cute, perky, and fit.  The bad news- they stayed and stayed.  I dressed myself, and started doing dishes.  Wishing they would leave, no such luck.  Needless to say, since this time in my newly married life there has been lots of naked moments. Stay tune you won't be disappointed!

All About The F

I sit waiting for Jr high carpool, I slide my finger across my phone.  There it is the big white F staring at me, I push it.  Awe, look Sally is going to St Kitts, where is St Kitts.  I open another screen and Google St Kitts.  It is beautiful, I want to go to St Kitts.  Sally is so lucky.  Back to the white F.  Clare is hoping Southwest chooses her for a free tickets, she is sharing that.  I wonder if Clare wins will she go to St Kitts?  Jerry got a new car, how can he afford that new car?  I wonder what he does for a living.  Door opens car pool kid enters.  "Hey, have you ever heard of St Kitts?", I find myself asking car pool kid.  He hasn't either, his mom is a stay at home mom too.  Probably can't afford St Kitts.  Wait......Sally stays at home.  Maybe this big white F is not all it is cracked up to be.  Maybe Sally will post her pictures on the big white F, and guess what.  I deleted the F, and I will never see Sally in St Kitts.  I will talk to car pool kids about there day at school, you know the important stuff.