Nothing But The KY

Life is filled with moments that shape you.  Moments that make you who you are.  Not me.  I mostly have moments that make me want to crawl into a hole.  My favorite was when my hubby and I first got married.  Now, you have to remember this was in the time before cell phones.  It was 17 years ago.  It wasn't so easy to get a hold of people.  B's parents called and said they were stopping by in a couple of minutes.  Well, there idea of minutes and our idea of minutes are quite different.  As newlyweds we started to find other things we wanted to do.  B said he would call his sister and see if they had left her house.  I decided to scare him.  Hiding in the closet with my KY jelly, and nothing else.  Giggling and thinking I am going to get him so good!  I waited and waited, but nothing.  He took such a long time to come into the room that I decided to run  into the living room with nothing but my KY in hand.  To my surprise my father-in-law, mother-in-law, sister-in-law, and bro-in-law.  Stood staring at their new naked family member.  The good news is I was 19, and everything was still cute, perky, and fit.  The bad news- they stayed and stayed.  I dressed myself, and started doing dishes.  Wishing they would leave, no such luck.  Needless to say, since this time in my newly married life there has been lots of naked moments. Stay tune you won't be disappointed!