SS Sitirrer

Everyone has one, everyone knows one, hopefully you aren't one.  It is the poop stirrer of the family.  The one that carriers a wooden spoon in their back pocket to all the family functions.  They like to sit with a smile on their face and act all innocent.  Then the spoon in the back pocket starts to hurt while sitting.  They pull the stirrer out and start stirring.  Sometimes, I find this amusing.  Other times I want to act like I am two years old and throw a temper tantrum, and tell them to stop.    May your Holiday spoonless.  Because, I know mine won't.