My TaKe

My TaKe

Friday, March 14, 2014

Beast Child Gone Man

My life as the parent of a teenage boy is not glamorous.  Most days it entails obnoxious want to pull my hair out kind of situations.  Days where I wonder if I hung a for sale sign around his neck who would purchase such a child.  I realize I had a sweet boy that thought I hung the moon.  Then he entered beast child mode.  He has testosterone pumping through this child size man.  Not going to lie, it can get hairy at times. We have had our ups and downs.  The days he comes home from jr high beaming from ear to ear, like a little child.  Then the days he comes home beaten physically and mentally.  Those are the ones where I turn beast mom and would love to drive to the bully and the bully parents house and show my teeth.  (Maybe, my beast child got half beast from me.  I can’t blame it all on the testosterone.) 
As, the parent of a teenage boy there are many things we have to endure.  Puberty is one of them, boys 8th grade choir is another.  Both of these could be considered mildly painful.  I find myself in both of these stages.  Tonight, as I sit in the boys choir recital,  I look around the auditorium I realize I am not alone in this situation.  Here sit plenty of parents with beast teenagers trying to turn into adults.  We all have one goal; get them through this awkward stage of life. 
As I sit at the choir performance.  The choir teacher whom, I believe must be an angle trapped in this life.  Try as she might she can not find her way to heaven.  Who else would take on 36 rambunctious, testosterone, ridden boys? She motions to the all of the boys on stage, they enter from the right.  I watch for my beast child to file in.  Then I notice he is entering from the left. My beast child was pushing a fellow choir mate in a wheel chair.  I watch as they wait for all boys to take their spot.  I for a second, get a glimpse of my beast child being a man.  With pure love and kindness he fist bumps the boy.  My heart beams with joy, thinking “you done good mama, you done good”.  As they come to their last song all the boys turn around.  I watch the boy with cerebral palsy try to turn his head, since he can not turn his wheel chair around.  As the last song starts they flip around every boy with a mustache on.  I see my beast child once again transform from, oh so obnoxious, to caring.  He sees his buddy can’t get his mustache on, and leans down to help.  Once, again I am beaming.  That will probably be the only time in my life that 8th grade boys choir brings me to tears of joy.

My beast child that has so much energy, the same one that bugs his sisters to tears.  The boy that has made me feel like “I just might of screwed up when I raised this one”.  The one that has been bullied and stayed home a day or two from jr high because, “he just can’t face it”.  This beast child gave me a glimpse of what kind of man he is.  I couldn’t be prouder!  I no longer wish he could just fit in.  I no longer hope he could be popular.  I am proud of who he is, and what he does.

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

The Naked Trend!

As I am out with my husband, we always seem to find ourselves laughing.  Laughing at what you might ask?  Well, it is the women and their leggings, or jeggings, or as my hubby calls them yoga pants.  As, we walk into restaurants to eat or Costco to shop we find ourselves saying "yoga pants".  As I think of these women, I can say "there is nothing wrong with that".  Every dimple, ripple, and curve showing through.  They might as well be naked right. I can't help but to take myself to the land of men.  Let's change it around.  What if we were to walk into Costco and  all the men were wearing tights?  Tights like the ballerinos, men ballet dancers.  I don't know if you have ever gotten close to a male ballet dancer, but sometimes you are able to see through there pants.  Sometimes you can see the butt hair.  What would children and women think if they saw this everyday?  How much food would we eat when we go to a restaurant and there is a male in there tights?  Now I am not saying men are gross.  I am just saying it probably would not be very attractive.  Imagine all the ripples, dimples, and curves of a man.  Now us as women aren't visual like men.  Really  everywhere are women in there new trend, "practically naked trend".  Let's just pray this trend is not around for long, and let us hope that men don't decide leggings, jeggings, or yoga pants are for them.  Just a little food for thought on this Wednesday afternoon.